Far away from the Cho’s village, there was a mountain. No, seriously, there was a mountain far away from that village. It’s a different thing that people in this world have accepted ‘faraway’ as a standard unit of measure which was anything but standard. It was equal to any distance that consisted of a variableContinue reading “CHAPTER SEVEN: YOU”
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CHAPTER SIX: YOU GOTTA GO WHEN YOU GOTTA GO
Still in a trance, Cho went back into the house to get his belongings, which like any other character from a fantasy story, could fit in two backpacks. Unfortunately he had only one back, and Dave carrying the bag to the pram was out of question, so he called their household help, Elma, a humanoidContinue reading “CHAPTER SIX: YOU GOTTA GO WHEN YOU GOTTA GO”
CHAPTER 5: THE VARIABLE INITIALIZATION
Just then the Saynuans came out of their humble abode and were both shocked and awed to see their Cho getting such a high degree of respect that too from the elder of the village elders. Infact they were so shocked that Granthin instantly body slammed Fatass which caused Glow to glow and Po startedContinue reading “CHAPTER 5: THE VARIABLE INITIALIZATION”
CHAPTER 4: ALL HAIL THE SAVIOR
Cho Saynuan was an average student, with average spectacles in an average school with average looks and average habits and exactly average ambitions. Some say that’s what got him chosen. So when, on a seemingly average day, a crowd of villagers surrounded his house shouting his name, he came out thinking they must be mispronouncingContinue reading “CHAPTER 4: ALL HAIL THE SAVIOR”
CHAPTER THREE: THE SAYNUANS
That house was inhabited by the Saynuan family. They had four children, Mo, Po, Cho and Glow. Their third child, Cho Saynuan was the only one sane by their standards. The first child, Mo, was the scientist who discovered milk. After his discovery, he was hailed as one of the greatest, until people started wonderingContinue reading “CHAPTER THREE: THE SAYNUANS”
CHAPTER TWO: THE DAVE COUNCIL
Silence. Not the bird chirping, cricket crying, water flowing type. More of the dog howling, batwing flapping and wind whispering type. The reason behind this silence was quite precise. Just after the prophecy, the overeager part of the population had rushed to the third house on elm street, only to find that the house wasContinue reading “CHAPTER TWO: THE DAVE COUNCIL”
CHAPTER ONE: THE PROPHECY
The skies parted, the clouds farted and somewhere in heaven a party started. Somebody in that party was joking with somebody else, and the joke was about the kingdom. Somebody said, “All that place needs are a prophecy and a chosen one.” Somebody else joined in by saying, “Yeah, something like ‘Your chosen savior willContinue reading “CHAPTER ONE: THE PROPHECY”
The Tale of the Lord of the Songs of the Chronicles of Heroes in the Kingdom
**AUTHOR’S NOTE: A satire on fantasy. That’s all you need to know** PROLOGUE Once upon a time, there used to be no concept of time, and an abysmally large concept of space. So large in fact that there was only one kingdom on one planet in one solar system in one galaxy in one clusterContinue reading “The Tale of the Lord of the Songs of the Chronicles of Heroes in the Kingdom”
Arnab Mukherjee 