That house was inhabited by the Saynuan family. They had four children, Mo, Po, Cho and Glow. Their third child, Cho Saynuan was the only one sane by their standards.
The first child, Mo, was the scientist who discovered milk. After his discovery, he was hailed as one of the greatest, until people started wondering what he was trying to do with the cow to begin with; that got him certified insane.
Po, their twenty-four year old teenage son, was a hip hop dancer who was a self declared lunatic. Some say the cause of this was some repeated head spins and too many comments like “That’s friggin insane!”, “You musta been bonkers to do that!”
And their fourth child Glow was a cute three-year old. Well, she glowed in the dark.
As for the parents, Grandthin Saynuan, a five hundred pound wrestler, made a great mother to the four kids with her cuddles and hugs and slams and crushes. And the father, Fatass Saynuan, was a nurse at the local baby hospital but he never cared much for his own children. And by a strange coincidence, both Grandthin and Fatass did not believe in nomenclature and circumstantial ironies.